Romeo: Test
Juliet: Stephanie McMahon
Friar Lawrence: Mick Foley
Escalus: The Rock
Paris: William Regal
Montague: Undertaker
Capulet: Vince McMahon
Mercutio: Chris Jericho
Benvolio: Rikishi
Samson & Gregory: Dudley Boys
Lady Montague: Chyna
Lady Capulet: Linda McMahon
Nurse: Debra
Tybalt: Triple H
Apothecary: Kurt Angle

If you don't know who these characters are - or if you don't know who the wrestlers are - then shame on you!