By the way, I'm JMSPOOFE and Ronnie's KuroKirin.   And the precedence of this segment of conversation was about how much I dislike Anime (I do, you know) and Ronnie saying that she loves me more than anything and would love to have sex with me (okay, that part's a lie... give me something, okay?!?)

JMSPOOFE: Right.... I spend my energy hating
things, like..... college.... and work.... and
parents......
KuroKirin: yeah, the important stuff
JMSPOOFE: Right. The studd that everyone
should hate.
JMSPOOFE: Oops.... stuff....
KuroKirin: heehee
JMSPOOFE: Well, "D's" do kinda look like
"F's"......
JMSPOOFE: If you were stoned.....
JMSPOOFE: And drunk......
JMSPOOFE: And blind.....
KuroKirin: and standing on your head
JMSPOOFE: And comatose.
KuroKirin: and married to a gorilla named lou
JMSPOOFE: A transexual gorilla named Lou.
KuroKirin: with tendancies toward necrophilia
JMSPOOFE: But only on Tuesdays and
Thursdays.
KuroKirin: and not if it was raining the week
before
JMSPOOFE: While the redcoats invaded.
KuroKirin: (becasue then the bodies smell)
JMSPOOFE: And the puritans ate the toaster
oven.
KuroKirin: bot the toaster oven's cousin killed
them for revenge
JMSPOOFE: And then took his own life
because he forgot to turn off the gas.
KuroKirin: ...which was provided by the safe
natural bovine methane resources in the midwest
JMSPOOFE: The bovines, of course, we
ground up, mixed with boot rubber, and sold by
the ton to McDonalds.
KuroKirin: ..and that's only what's in the
mcflurries!
JMSPOOFE: The Big Macs, of course, were
made from big, gay prison inmates named (of
course) Mac.
KuroKirin: who were ex lovers of lou the gorilla
JMSPOOFE: And Lou was upset by that...
that's why all the Mac's ended up as hamburgers.
KuroKirin: but lou had his way with their bodies
first
JMSPOOFE: Because it hadn't rained the
previous week.
KuroKirin: ....and somehow, the d's still don't
look like f's
JMSPOOFE: Unless you were stoned.....
KuroKirin: off ball bearings
JMSPOOFE: That've been thoroughly
marinated with whale semen.
KuroKirin: who were excited by watching paul
newman
JMSPOOFE: Who was busy making out with
Oscar the Grouch.
KuroKirin: in the backseat of a 1958 pontiac
JMSPOOFE: Painted hot pink.
KuroKirin: with a decal that says "I brake for
eggplant"
JMSPOOFE: And let's not forget the
blood-stained fuzzy dice hanging in the rear-view
mirror.
KuroKirin: and the blood came from the nose
of a guatamalan foot soldier after a visit from his
bookie
JMSPOOFE: The bookie, of course, was
named Mac.....
KuroKirin: and paul newman and oscar ran
over him in the pontiac becasue they're secretly
working for mcdonalds
JMSPOOFE: And then Lou comes along....
KuroKirin: and stands in the midle of the road,
screaming "stella!!!!"
JMSPOOFE: And then Stella comes and
performs a strip tease under a strobe light....
KuroKirin: but the audience is indignant and
throws whale semen covered ball bearings at her
JMSPOOFE: She slips and falls into the
orchestra, getting her substantial ass caught in a
tuba.....
KuroKirin: (do'h I dissapeared to talk serious
to danielle, and lost my train of thought) :(
JMSPOOFE: And then a short guy with hairy
feet ran by screaming "The Eagles are coming!
The Eagles are coming!!"
KuroKirin: then the eagles come, and pull stella
out of the tuba
JMSPOOFE: The short guy, however, trips and
falls into an exposed manhole.
KuroKirin: where he is abducted by mutant rats
who are conspiring to take over the us
government
JMSPOOFE: Through manipulation of the
stock market.
KuroKirin: on all of the financial movings of
cheese
JMSPOOFE: And certain strains of E-coli
bacteria.
KuroKirin: which are being sold as viagra
JMSPOOFE: And as an ingredient to
McDonald's secret sauce on their Big Macs.
KuroKirin: to hide the taste of burnt human flesh
JMSPOOFE: And the tamperings of Lou
KuroKirin: heh heh, "tamperings"
JMSPOOFE: Lou sheds a lot.
KuroKirin: meanwhile, Lou has discovered the
secret to time trave
JMSPOOFE: He travels back to twenty
minutes ago to find out how this trippy
conversation started....
KuroKirin: ..and wonders if we are both drunk
and upside down and unconscious
KuroKirin: but not married to him which
explains why the d's dont look like fs
JMSPOOFE: So, avoiding all the problems that
arise with ball-bearings marinated in whale
semen, he continues traveling back to the
swingin' '60s.
KuroKirin: and founds the black panthres (!)
JMSPOOFE: He wanted to call it the Black
Gorillas, but that name was unfortunately taken
by a French Commando Unit, and nobody wants
to copy the French...
KuroKirin: becasue they smell like what's
growing under lou's arms
JMSPOOFE: And that's being nice, too...
KuroKirin: they were a very successful
commando unit for this reason, however
KuroKirin: no on e could come within 10 feet
without being stunned by the vapors
JMSPOOFE: Except for Playboy Bunnies, so it
was a happy French Commando Unit
KuroKirin: but the bunnies left, becaue they got
sick of the frenchment saying wahhawhaw....so
instead they were joined by a team of sweedish
loggers...
JMSPOOFE: Who were employed by Lou
during his exploits back in the swingin' '60s, but
were in no way connected with necrofelia
KuroKirin: instead, they were the masterminds
behind teh campaign to return all gorillas to the
wild...so lou fired them
JMSPOOFE: So they got themselves hired with
McDonald's and ended up grinding up large
prison in-mates named Mac in the future....
KuroKirin: (I'm running out of steam...)
JMSPOOFE: So Lou began boiling up some
water for Ronnie, because he's the ever-helpful
servant for beautiful ladies.....
KuroKirin: but ronnie decides instead to buy
some stock in Lou's company, and forget about
the steam....
JMSPOOFE: The stock plummets suddenly,
due to the dropping price of pure Vanilla extract.
KuroKirin: in which case, ronnie then goes to he
closet, grabs her gold cord and hangs herself
KuroKirin: or just goes offline to go to bed, cuz
she does have finals tomorrow
JMSPOOFE: So SPOOFE nods and says
good night.
KuroKirin: yo. Ronnie takes several seconds to
make her final bows to the audience...
JMSPOOFE: SPOOFE takes several seconds
to take Ronnie's hand and deliver a little smooch.
KuroKirin: ..and, to the cheers of the crowd
and displays of gallantry on the part of the
SPOOFE, ronnie dissapears
JMSPOOFE: Good night, and good luck.