Here we are, watching Monster put pepper, tabasco sauce, and kitty pate' (among other stuff) in his free ice cream... yummy!

"Gee... we're so glad to see Monster eat Pepper-Tabasco-Kitty-flavored ice cream!"

On the other hand, Pat thought that Monster's taste in dessert toppings was delightful.

Pat, showing how evil he is, and Merc, showing how... uh... Merc he is.

Heloise: "I don't want to look at you!"  Pat: "But I'm evil! Chicks dig evil, don't they?" If they don't dig evil, then they DEFINITELY dig the Elmo shirt.