WARNING: The contents of these stories may not be suitable for people.

The Adventures of SPOOFE and Spooge, Episode IV: One of my favorite stories tracing the quest to recover one man's sex drive, taking the Imperium to Saddam Hussein's summer home, the Republican National Convention, and a confrontation with Yoda's half-brother.
The Adventures of SPOOFE and Spooge, Episode V:  Another chapter in the adventures following SPOOFE and... well, okay, you can read the title.  This time, they've gotten caught up with the WWF trying to catch an assassin
The Adventures of SPOOFE and Spooge, Episode VIThe final installment in the SPOOFE and Spooge trilogy... a documenting of the fall of the evil Spears Empire.  Also, the Guest-Appearance of Brian Harris!!
The Adventures of Bob:  The Ultimate Loser attempts to get a girlfriend.  Having never done so before (and having never had any real contact with society before), this proves difficult.
Star Wars Episode 1.414:  The Tampon Menace:  A parody of You-Know-What, placing Imperium Agents in the prominent places.
Josta Drinkers:  A tale of alien invasion and goofiness, brought to you by the greatest soft drink ever created, Josta. 
The Adventures of Kia:  A tale of love and hate and... aw, yeah right, it's got a lot of cartoony sex, really. And it makes fun of Bif.
FUBAR:  The origin tale of my token character, Vector Jikag.  A far more "serious" piece than my previous works, to be sure.  Maybe a bit overdone with imagery... feedback?
An Odd Dream: This is a dream I had last night (2/9/02), and it's quite an interesting story in and of itself. Sometimes my brain thinks up amusing tales without telling my consciousness about it...
Twitch: A random piece of amusement, similar to the Adventures of Bob, about a sordid love triangle that was completely devoid of logic and reason. One of my better works of fiction.

Run, Luke, Run!!

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