The Imperium Mafia

I know very few people who are genuinely scary. These three are among those few. Scott Benton, Ty Emeterio, and Rachel Zide. My path crossed theirs through the Pierce Theatre Department, where Scott and Ty taught me the technical aspects of stagework, and Rachel taught me that buttcheeks rarely come equipped with nipples. This terrible trio is composed of the most badass, crazy, badass... uh.... badasses around. They're badass. Very... very badass. Badass.
	At first glance, these guys look like they should be on the set of The Sopranos. The second glance confirms the first glance. The third and fourth glances are usually spent cowering in awe of these overwhelming personalities. The fifth glance, however, begins to see these people as the creative geniuses that they are. Such a colorful history and documenting of amusing tales of life, death, action, drugs, fighting, drama, and more drugs is rarely encountered. One of my favorite pastimes is sitting back and listening to Scott and Ty relate their experiences, either about their own wheelings and dealings, or the lives and meanderings of their crazy friends.
They're a motley bunch. Scott and Ty are huge wrestling fans, and are wont to randomly put someone through a DDT or, if they're feeling creative or drunk (or both), a Dudley Death Drop. I'm surprised they haven't killed anyone yet. Of course, if they have, they probably managed to hide the body really well. If you want to hear any rumors about the wrestling world, you come to these gentlemen. I have no doubt that, if they tried just a little, they could make it in the WWF. Few people love fun as much as these people. They're good to their friends, and horrible to their enemies, just as it should be.
	They bring a variety of skills... Scott is a master of theater sound equipment, Ty is an expert at building and messing around with stage technicalities, and Rachel - surprisingly enough - is a violinist. A cross-dressing violinist, at least on stage anyway. And they're really damn good at what they do... however, Scott and Ty both recently announced their retirement from the Pierce theatre, and I imagine that Rachel will be going with them. Unfortunate, I know, but they'll eventually move on to bigger and better pastures. But, when the Imperium needs their services, I can be rest assured they'll be there.