Hamlet: Shane McMahon
Ophelia: Lita
Claudius: Triple H
Polonius: Mick Foley
Rosencrantz: Edge
Guildenstern: Christian
King Hamlet: Vince McMahon
Horatio: J.R.
Gravediggers: Jericho & Al Snow
Laertes: Test
Gertrude: Linda McMahon
Osric: William Regal
Fortinbras: Chris Benoit
Player-King: Undertaker
Player-Queen: Debra
Guardsmen: APA

If you don't know who these characters are - or if you don't know who the wrestlers are - then shame on you!