The Archive
(All Records Containing Humorous Information Vital to Existence)
| I don't have a whole to put up at the moment, at
    least not until I finish typing up the Archive and putting it up.  But what I've got
    is funny. 
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| 100
    Things I'd Do If I Were An Evil Overlord:  You've all seen those movies
    where somebody's trying to take over the world, and they keep doing something really
    stupid?  This is for people like you.  These weren't invented by me, but I love
      'em. (NOTE: The original was created by Peter Anspach at his Evil
      Overlord site). 
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| Next
    100 Things I'd Do If I Were An Evil Overlord:  Continuing the above list,
    these ones where written by myself.  Strangely, there're a lot of things a
    person shouldn't do. 
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| 50 Things To
    Do If You're Really Bored:  I think the name speaks for itself.  
    WARNING:  Try these at your own risk. 
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| An Amusing
    Conversation:  Just another sampling of evidence that me and Ronnie are debris
    from the same blown-up starship. 
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| Top
      Ten Predictions for 2000:  A tad late in the year to be
      put up, I know, but I wrote this back in December of '99.  Just look
      how accurate it is... yeah... totally.
       
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| Casting Calls
       Me, Chris, and Brian got together and figured out who to cast in these famous Shakespeare plays, using the wrestlers (and other staff) in the WWF. This is what Theatre People do when they're bored, ladies and gentlemen.  | 
  
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