The first thing I put up here... the Quote List.

Pictures from the Feb. 24th 2001 LA Dopefest!

Pictures from the April 25th 2001 LA Dopefest!

Pictures from the October 19th-21st Dopetoberfest!

--Other, less important stuff--

CLICK HERE TO SEE SPOOFE'S 18" PENIS!

An essay by the Great and Amazing Sam Boxleitner, detailing the vast and complex history of the greatest invention in the history of mankind... Spinny Chairs.

My response to Sam's essay on Spinny Chairs... Spinny Chairs Part Deux.

Back when Kia and I were fighting over who was "more superior", I wrote this up to settle the debate... the Minutes of the Gods.

A fictional writing about the log of a really stupid, naive college-kid... The College Diary of Emer Nibbly.

A picture is worth a thousand words.  This particular picture is simply a thousand repetitions of the word "Ouch."

The preliminary sketches for my Straight Dope Message Board Comic Book.

Hey, a little present for our good friend, Osama bin Laden.

We've all seen the infamous WTC Guy... well, here is is again!

Come check out the celebration photo of the successful Operation Fancy Feast.